If the sky falls, hold up your hands.

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On the frame of a bunk bed sits a the bright red “emergency party button.” One push activates a disco ball, techno-soundtrack, LED and black light show, and fog machine. And if Low is looking for a cozier night in, there’s always “romantic mode,” which summons “Can You Feel the Love Tonight” by Elton John from the sound system and dims the lights. While Al Green may have been a more appropriate choice, the vibe makes a clear statement to roommates: Knock before entering. 

This kid doesn’t know what makes appropriate makeout music, but we fully endorse his ingenuity.

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No taste in makeout music. Great taste in party music. 

If only he was your college roommate. Swag for dayssss.